Best Revenge Song Ever?

I was in the post office yesterday and heard Carly Simon's wonderful "You're So Vain" (Pity about the shoulder pads in this video - I think her big smile is really cute at the end). 

It struck me what a great classic relationship revenge song this is, and made me wonder about other revenge songs.  "I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee" is a particularly poignant commentary on love gone wrong.  And "you're with some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend" is so harsh!  I love how the bitterness contrasts with the happy-go-lucky upbeat tune.

So then I got to thinking about the totally rocking "Song for the Dumped", the first Ben Folds song I heard at Brownie's in the early 90's when he was still playing to small crowds and jumping all over the piano (Mark Bonasera where are you now?).  A completely different style but it is also a potential winner.

When I surfed YouTube this morning to find a fitting tribute for a friend's 50th birthday, I knew I was on a roll and would have to blog about revenge songs. I found this song this guy wrote "for" his ex-wife on the occasion of her 50th and laughed until I cried.  Not at his lyrics but at his performance (sorry dude).  Listening to it again I am already giggling.  It only takes about 30 seconds to get the picture, but there is a nice bonus lyric at the very end if you have the stamina.

I'm sure all three of these targets have heard the song that was written for them and had that feeling that we all know they should have had.

Send in your favorites and I'll make a top ten list.

Raph Koster Rocks the House

So I'm talking to Raph Koster during lunch at the Futures of Entertainment conference.  His Areae is cranking, and the beta of his new metaplace is on track for a January release.  Areae has made an easy-to-use virtual world interface - the Blogger or Typepad of virtual worlds,as he put it. (He's on a panel about Fan Labor later this afternoon.)

So who comes up to him and says "I am a huge fan" but Jesse Alexander.

That's so cool.

Jennifer Garner and Geena Davis

Anyone who is wondering whether waterboarding is torture should run out today and rent "The Long Kiss Goodnight", a 1996 thriller and favorite B movie of mine starring Geena Davis and Samuel L. Jackson.  It's got an interesting version of a waterboarding scene...

I saw a review today on the NYT website for Jennifer Garner playing Roxane in Cyrano de Bergerac (she's getting mixed reviews, but thumbs up from the Times).  Alias is one of the few TV shows I really love.  And Cyrano is one of the many plays I totally adore.  Hopefully I will get a chance to get down to NYC and see this while she's still in it.

Anyway, the banner leading people to the review looks like this:

It really reminded me of Geena Davis, so went prowling through Google images.  There is a slight resemblance.

You would never mistake Geena for Jen, but you might mistake Jen for Geena 15 years ago, with that red hair.

Here's what Geena looks like today:

And Jen:

Excitement at the Boston Pops

I was a guest of Janet Wu of NBC Channel 7 last night at opening night of the Boston Pops 2007 season.  The event featured Ben Folds playing to an audience seated cabaret-style at cocktail tables.  We had some of the best seats in the house, right in the center the equivalent of 6 rows back.  To my left was journalist Dana Bisbee, holding hands lovingly with his wife during the romantic pieces.  To my right sat Tamara Wieder, Managing Editor at Stuff@Night Magazine and the Boston Phoenix, with her beau.

Conductor Keith Lockhart, comfortable and confident in front of the spotlight, has all the presence (and possibly ego) of a rockstar, or at least a pro golfer.  His style as a conductor is energetic and attractive to watch (quite a trick when all you can see is someone's back), graceful and relaxed, never agitated.  His speaking style was showman-like, tastefully reminiscent of a circus promoter, appropriately enough, as the orchestra began the evening with the Carnival Overture by Dvorak.

Lockhart wore a stylish tux with a black collar shirt unbuttoned at the neck, a sweaty glow, and no tie.  The Pops fans wore expensive spring cocktail dresses and dashing suits and ties.  The production values were stunning as well.  Movie posters and album covers from the Sound of Music and Phantom of the Opera were projected onto large screens above the orchestra while the musicians played the overtures under lighting timed with the music.  The tables were adorned with color-coordinating cocktail bouquets, and some of the bigger donors were treated to popcorn, pink champagne on ice and bowls of M&Ms, in addition to an appetizer and cocktail menu with a waitress on call.

The music, at first, was typical Pops fare: fun, familiar sing-along standards (I missed the singing).  The percussion during the Dvorak seemed particularly exquisite to me.  The strings sounded a little muddy.

Suddenly, less than a half hour into the concert, a fight broke out in the balcony, presumably fueled by the cocktails offered as part of opening night ceremonies before the early concert.  When the first incredibly loud scream echoed through Symphony Hall, Lockhart continued conducting, craning his head back to make sure nobody was waving a gun around or something.  Seeing nothing, he continued the music. 

Not less than a minute later, the screams sounded again.  Looking up to the second set of balconies, I saw men and women dressed in fancy clothes fighting.  It's pretty high up there and I can imagine a tumble wouldn't be healthy.  The orchestra stopped while Lockhart waited long enough for things to quiet down, but not long enough for gossip to start running about the hall.

Lockhart handled the interruption gracefully, the orchestra successfully distracted from the tussle when they restarted the music, and Lockhart began the next piece as the applause was still sounding in the hall -- preventing the audience from exchanging shocked comments and hypothesizing about the cause of the fight.  Very skillful.

Lockhart did a nice advertisement for Fidelity partway through the concert, because they are a major donor of course, and presented Fidelity's "Inspire the Future" award to music teacher Ben Das (sp?), who beamed onstage.

The Pops finished their half of the concert by playing the soundtrack to a "movie" starring Keith Lockhart traveling around on the Boston T, watching orchestra members busking on the platform.  Sounds corny, but it was really cute.  And then, the fun began.

When Ben Folds came up on stage, about 10 yards away from me, I was so proud I almost cried.  Proud of the stuffy Boston elite for letting the Pops branch out enough to cross this chasm from old to young, from traditional to anti-establishment, from upper-crust to pizza.  Proud of Ben Folds fans for coming to the dressy opening-night concert in everything from baseball caps and jeans to bridesmaids' dresses.   Proud of Ben for coming so far since I first saw him crawling on the piano and jumping on the keyboard at Brownie's in New York City in about 1993. 

Ben Folds is not just a huge talent, an intellectual who thumbs his nose at mainstream rock, a classically trained musician, an amazing composer, and a rock star in his own right.  He's able to cross genres enough to appeal to classical music fans and play under the gold leaf "Beethoven" scrollwork above the stage.  That's pretty damn cool.  Ben played 7 or 8 songs. He really rocked them.  His voice sounded a little tired, perhaps from the afternoon's rehearsal.  His piano playing was as vivacious as ever.  I think he definitely blew a few minds last night.

Sadly, the orchestration of his pieces, done by friends, wasn't quite challenging enough for the Pops, and the strings looked nonplused, almost bored as they played accompaniment for Ben's fireworks.  I would have liked to see more of a chance for the orchestra to shine. 

Ben tried to give it to them, by leading an improv session in the middle of his set, but they didn't really know what to make of it.  Maybe it's really hard for a very large group to improvise and still sound good so they just didn't play at all.  Or maybe these musicians have been playing controlled orchestration for so long that they've lost the joyful abandon inherent to music?

The audience, on the other hand, was never bored.  I wonder if the Pops faithfuls have ever heard such passionate hoots and hollers in other standing ovations over the years.  "I really like my new band," Ben said.  Me too.

Adrian Belic

Over the weekend, some friends and I had the opportunity to get a sneak preview of Adrian Belic's new documentary, "Beyond the Call".  It is picture-locked but there is apparently still some work to be done, and I am officially not allowed to blog about it, but surely it is OK to just say one word - WOW.  Inspiring, amazing, humbling, impressive.  OK, 5 words.

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